Before I continue, let me apologize in advance for the Pun-ishment
Here are 3 puns for 2021:
1. There once was a midget king standing just at 12" tall. He abused his kingdom and his subjects therein. Although he was a terrible king, he made a great ruler !
2. Two Cowboys were lost in desert, thirsty and starving, the came over a small rise and they saw a tree. All of a sudden one of the cowboys shouted "It's a bacon tree! we are saved!". He ran toward the tree and was riddled with bullets, fell and died. Alas, the cowboy was wrong, it was not a bacon tree, it was a ham-bush.
3. There was this guy who was obsessed with eating Greek salads, so much so, that was all he ate. After a time, this Greek salad only diet killed him...... And, on his tombstone the epitaph read "Here lies George, He died from a feta attraction".....
I hope 2021 brings happiness , joy and humor......... 2020 well .....it was just a slog. wasn't it ?
Here are 3 puns for 2021:
1. There once was a midget king standing just at 12" tall. He abused his kingdom and his subjects therein. Although he was a terrible king, he made a great ruler !
2. Two Cowboys were lost in desert, thirsty and starving, the came over a small rise and they saw a tree. All of a sudden one of the cowboys shouted "It's a bacon tree! we are saved!". He ran toward the tree and was riddled with bullets, fell and died. Alas, the cowboy was wrong, it was not a bacon tree, it was a ham-bush.
3. There was this guy who was obsessed with eating Greek salads, so much so, that was all he ate. After a time, this Greek salad only diet killed him...... And, on his tombstone the epitaph read "Here lies George, He died from a feta attraction".....
I hope 2021 brings happiness , joy and humor......... 2020 well .....it was just a slog. wasn't it ?
