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We've all had those types of stories and family interactions, my wife thought that was my story as well, short of ER bills...That had me laughing so hard! (not the injury of course) Mostly because my wife and I can both relate to this behavior. As I was telling her about it at the computer, my daughter chimes in "that sounds like you". Glad you are on the mend and hope you have a speedy recovery.
I wonder if a coarser grit would help with burning on the drum sander? Just a thought.