I realize that it's probably way to late but I'm attaching a list of signature lines (in my order of preference) in case anyone wants to incorporate them into any part of the calendar
Treecycle, it just makes snse.
A bad day in the shop is better than a good day in the office.
Woodworking has already made me a humble man.
I’ve leaned that I still have a lot to learn.
I think I sanded a little too much, all I have left is sawdust.
In one and half of woodworking the only things I have made are mistakes and a mess.
If you can’t learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
9-1-1 – never forget.
To do important deeds, two things are necessary: a plan and not quite enough time.
Mistakes are just new designs.
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. George Orwell.
May God bless all those who create with their hands, and may He protect those hands from spinning blades, bits, and the wrath of woodguy disease!
I thought woodworking was going to be cheaper than playing golf. Boy was I wrong.
Honestly honey, this will cost around $100 and I’ll need a few more tools.
Knowledge and experience are wasted if not shared.
A mistake is absolute proof that someone tried to do something.
I make little wood out of big wood and then I make big wood out of it. Transmorgrification via tools and glue.
How did that happen?
Hold on tight onto your dreams.
New rule of thumb;, never do anything embarrassing with a utility knife.
Effort and courage aren’t enough without purpose and direction.
Mules kick. So do tablesaws.
My name is Jay and I am a clampaholic. It has been 1 HF 20% coupon since my clamp.
The pain of using a cheap tool remains long after the joy of saving money has passed.
Don’t worry honey, a little sanding and some finish and it will be good as new RIGHT!
I ain’t never had so much fun.
Sharp blades are the safest blades.
Prior planning prevents poor performance.
Be wary of strong drink; it makes you shoot at tax collectors and miss.
You can’t work without tools.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
What’s your life without your dreams?
It’s impossible to foolproof everything; the fools are too clever.
…found out many years ago that elbow grease does not come in a bottle.
Keep the chips flying.
Time spent fishing isn’t subtracted from your time on earth.
Two little words that can make a difference. Start now.
My wife says I only need two tools – duct tape and WD-40. The duct tape to hold together that shouldn’t move and the WD-40 for the things that don’t move and should.
Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.
Today’s might oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.
There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a nice cup of tea.
Why do I hide in my shop when I spent so much time the woodshed as a kid?
If you want to learn to build a house, build a house. Don’t ask anybody, just build a house.
I’m winning.
2B1ask1 (not sure if this was right and can’t find it again)
Go Buckeye’s
Just another DIY’r
Tread softly but carry a big stick. Teddy Roosevelt
Where’d all that water come from Captain Smith of the Titanic.
Tools and model trains – can it get any better than this?
Never trust a skinny cook or a tape measure
Sponges grow in the ocean. This kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn’t happen.
Go as far as you can see. When you get there you’ll be able to see further, but never forget where you started from.
If you never let it get started, ya’ never gotta stop it.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those that don’t.
…assuming is good but finding out is better…
Measure right, cut right, yeah right.
Life it too short to buy cheap wood, tools or beer.
However your life is, meet it and live it
Putty and paint makes a carpenter what he ain’t.
Rust never sleeps.
"If being an eagle is such a good thing, why are there so few of them?" - Wally of Scott Adam's Dilbert fame
The early bird may get the worm but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
My second name is “Honey, you need to fix the….
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf
Perception and reality are the same except in reality.
Don’t worry about the mule going blind, load the wagon.
and then turned off. You must have gotten in while I was expermenting. 
