Woodworking teacher needed (Apex)

[Martin Roper]

This might be an interesting opportunity for someone who is retired and likes to work with kids.

Woodworking teacher needed (Apex)


Dance & Woodworking teachers needed (Apex)

Date: 2011-04-27, 8:17PM EDT
Reply to: job-czjfb-2350132119@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Dance and woodworking teachers needed for unique private school. Small groups and beautiful setting. Must be patient, creative, experience with exceptional kids a plus. Background check required.

 

[CarvedTones]

an interesting opportunity for someone who is retired

Dance and woodworking teachers needed for unique private school.

My mind does funny things; somehow I imagine a Wayne or Joe in a tutu teaching choreographed cabinetry... :rotflm:

 

[McRabbet]

:rotflm::rotflm::rotflm::rotflm::rotflm:

 

[Martin Roper]

A tutu should never be worn near woodworking machinery! Those frilly edges could get caught up in saws, lathes, planers, who knows what? Also, those slippers are an invitation to stub your toes. Play it safe and just suffer through dancing with a tool belt on and good protective shoes.

 

[ehpoole]

My mind does funny things; somehow I imagine a Wayne or Joe in a tutu teaching choreographed cabinetry... :rotflm:

Andy, you are not alone, I read it the same way first time around.

Then again I am frequently amused by crazy newspaper headlines as well.