Raffle Smack Talk

[mpholway]

I didn't know what thread to use to talk smack about how many cool things I am going to win in the raffle so I thought I would make it a "User Announcement"! I just bought my FIRST group of raffle tickets. This is my year and I am going to go home with one of Charlie's turnings, or a SawStop, or a gorgeous eagle, maybe all 3. How do I know? Because I know that to win you gotta buy tickets.

 

[Hmerkle]

Well Matt,
The only problem is that there are a LOT of tickets left... odds are, one of those is the winner...

I think people should see if they can beat you...

 

[Roger45]

Beat Matt that sounds easy just take out that little piece of plastic and show everyone who’s the boss

 

[tri4sale]

As a TWO TIME grand prize winner, just wanna say I'm going for a THREE PEAT!!! Bring it on everyone, see if ya can't stop me from winning that Grand Prize Sawstop! I dare ya to buy the winning ticket.

 

[reedlabs]

it's all mine!

 

[Warped Woodwerks]

I am going to use my old SS (2021) as the outfeed table to my new SS... Just saying.

 

[Dee2]

Maybe it is time to start a reverse raffle. Oh wait, we'd have to draw 3,999 tickets to know the winner. Never mind.

 

[Hmerkle]

Maybe it is time to start a reverse raffle. Oh wait, we'd have to draw 3,999 tickets to know the winner. Never mind.

UGH! education... wasted on the young!

 

[woodworkingshop.com]

Now we are talking - I always thought there needed to be more smack talking - well meet the Master!!!!

The saw is in my warehouse so technically I am the winner correct? NOW who wants to argue that logic!!!!

Oh wait, this logic means I win the gift cards, the Festool, tons of sandpaper items that are not even listed yet -

All I can say is Coleman is the WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

Mic dropped......

BOOM!

 

[Hmerkle]

Now we are talking - I always thought there needed to be more smack talking - well meet the Master!!!!

The saw is in my warehouse so technically I am the winner correct? NOW who wants to argue that logic!!!!

Oh wait, this logic means I win the gift cards, the Festool, tons of sandpaper items that are not even listed yet -

All I can say is Coleman is the WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

Mic dropped......

BOOM!

So, Now that we know WHERE the stuff is...

 

[Michael Mathews]

Now we are talking - I always thought there needed to be more smack talking - well meet the Master!!!!

The saw is in my warehouse so technically I am the winner correct? NOW who wants to argue that logic!!!!

Oh wait, this logic means I win the gift cards, the Festool, tons of sandpaper items that are not even listed yet -

All I can say is Coleman is the WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

Mic dropped......

BOOM!

RAID!!!!!

 

[FredP]

So, Now that we know WHERE the stuff is...

Now where did I put that ski mask?

 

[Mike Davis]

I bought a ticket

 

[creasman]

I bought a ticket

Mike just won the smack talk. He's taking it all home with just one ticket!

 

[tri4sale]

Now we are talking - I always thought there needed to be more smack talking - well meet the Master!!!!

The saw is in my warehouse so technically I am the winner correct? NOW who wants to argue that logic!!!!

Oh wait, this logic means I win the gift cards, the Festool, tons of sandpaper items that are not even listed yet -

All I can say is Coleman is the WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

Mic dropped......

BOOM!

Nope, you just my temporary storage Bi.... oh wait gotta keep this family friendly.

 

[tri4sale]

Maybe it is time to start a reverse raffle. Oh wait, we'd have to draw 3,999 tickets to know the winner. Never mind.

actually that would be a good idea for he picnic!

 

[woodworkingshop.com]

Klingspor's Woodworking Shop Hickory Warehouse Picnic/Raid/Scavenger hunt!

You know this would make this closeout stuff much easier, I am game for this.

How about a NCwwr special shopping afternoon - ONLY open to Active members.... OK now we are getting somewhere..

BUT - I digressed - I am still winning the raffle battle - I also want to win some of the members' made products - Yes I am greedy

 

[Dee2]

Klingspor's Woodworking Shop Hickory Warehouse Picnic/Raid/Scavenger hunt!

You know this would make this closeout stuff much easier, I am game for this.

How about a NCwwr special shopping afternoon - ONLY open to Active members.... OK now we are getting somewhere..

BUT - I digressed - I am still winning the raffle battle - I also want to win some of the members' made products - Yes I am greedy

I need someone to "Beam me...[to the warehouse], Scotty"

 

[Dee2]

actually that would be a good idea for he picnic!

Would make for some exciting side 'bets' probably.

 

[bainin]

I swept the floor in my shop anticipating new item placement.