Thanks to everyone for all the nice comments about my shop; they help me to keep formulating those deeply monetarily-flawed rationalizations about tool expenditure that have gotten me to where I am today.
Of course, I'm not exactly sure where that IS, but you helped me get here, and that's the important part.
Kevin, you're making progress. You're already on step 3 in the Great Tool Buying Philosophy!
Step 1: Denial
No honey, I swear I didn't buy a new tool.
That one over there? No, I've had that one for ages
I do not have a tool buying problem
Step 2: Anger
Why are tools so expensive?
I don't understand why you are so upset over this tool purchase. I don't bother you about your spending.
Who is that clown bidding against me on this tool?
Step 3: Bargaining
I will be so much more productive when I have this tool.
How about I give you $250 for it, and we'll call it even?
It's overkill, but I can help a lot of my friends trim large panels with this tool.
Step 4: Depression
Why did I spend so much on that tool?
I'm out of shop space.
I should have gotten the Deluxe model to begin with
Step 5: Acceptance
I have more tools than most people
I'm the envy of all the woodworkers I know
Norm feels inadequate after visiting my shop