May I complain? Please?
There is an asterisk, and we know what that means. It's not as it seems, and you must read the mice type. However, the assembled version does not provide the "fine print" that the asterisk references. Additionally, I really don't appreciate the "up to XX% off" advertising language.
Now, I know that Klingspor wants me to come in to see what's on sale and submit to an impulse purchase of things that are on display. However, as a dedicated cherry picker, I must resist the slight temptation to visit.
I applaud WoodCraft for telling me exactly what is on sale and how much it's discounted. I can decide whether I really need a 16 pocket tool bag that's half off, or a Rikon mini-lathe that's $50 off. That's helpful. I neither need nor want either, and as much as I love Tom Toolferone, I shall not relish in the glow of his smiling visage this weekend.
So, advertising department at Klingspor, if you want to tempt me with mouth-watering displays of products that are NOT on sale, it would really help if you told me what was on sale. And drop the "up to 50%" because I can almost guarantee that whatever you discounted by half price it was because neither I nor anybody else wanted it and you want your shelf space back.
Thanks for listening. I feel so much better I'm not going to take my meds tonight and I'm going to cancel my therapy session for tomorrow. Maybe for next week.