Anyone interested in black walnut trees?

[rfxcasey]

I have 2 extremely large ominous black walnut trees looming over my house. I'd like them cut in half but I may be able to be talked into cutting them down completely. If anyone bonded and insured would like them you can have them free but you gotta come cut them down or in half. If your not bonded and insured I may just cut um and sell them cheap so let me know if you want them. Like I said they are really really big and fat.

 

[Dragon]

I'd like to have some of the butt sections or the stump end but the only license I have is a driver's license and I was bonded once years ago when I was a retail mgr. Wish I could help ya out. Lemmie know if you DIY those trees.

 

[Sanders Fine Woodworking]

I have someone interested but need to know how large. Can you measure the circumference. Another possibility is to take a picture standing next to it (them). That will give us an idea of their size.